Hijinx Hotel
Food & Drinks
Bar & Food
Fire up your tastebuds 'cause Hijinx is serving delicious pizzas, tacos, burgers, platters & sides.
Not to mention our fully-equipped drinks bar brimming with delicious cocktails, Beers and Wines!
Not only is our menu mouth-watering, but it’s all served up on sustainable packaging!
Menus vary slightly per venue. Checkout our favourite bites and bevs below, but please pick your preferred venue to view the menu.
$7 Specials Menu
Perfect for cheap eats on your lunch break, post‑work catch‑ups, or a mid-week night out with friends.
T&Cs apply.
$7 wines & Cuvee
Choose from Red, White or Cuvée.
- Woodbrook Sparkling Brut Cuvée
- Young Poets Sauvignon Blanc
- Young Poets Pinot Grigio
- Beach Hut Pink Moscato
- Chain Of Fire Pinot Noir
- Chain Of Fire Cab Shiraz
$7 Cocktails
Blueberry Gin Fizz - City of London Gin, Real Blueberry, and Finest Call Pressed Lemon. Shaken & dumped into a double old-fashioned soda water.
White Peach Bellini - Hidden Sea Prosecco, Finest Call White Peach.
$7 Duo of Tacos
Taco options include grilled chicken OR crispy cauliflower*. All tacos come with smashed avocado, lettuce, pico de gallo, lime and chilli dressing!
*At Holey Moley Melbourne CBD and Fortitude Valley, taco options will include chicken or pulled pork.
Most Popular cocktails
Most standard cocktails also available in a 0% Alcohol version featuring Lyres Non-Alcoholic spirits.
Up to 12% off when you pre-book a bar tab online! (Not applicable to function bookings)
Penthouse Party
Monte Alban Tequila, Grapefruit, Lime, and Soda. As refreshing as it gets!
Gatsby Darling
Bacardi White Rum, Malibu, Watermelon, Lemon, and Coctail Foamer. An exotic fruity blast!
Mystic Peach
Southern Comfort, Tuaca Toffee, Lemon, Pineapple & White Peach. Served in a mystical unicorn bowl!
Yuzu Me Rollin'
City of London Gin, Guava, Yuzu and Soda - Delicious and refreshing with a Strawberry on top.
Rub a Dub Tub
Fireball, Triple Sec, Red Bull, Passionfruit, Cranberry, and Lime
... a must try cocktail!Peanut Butter Espresso Martini
Sheepdog Peanut Butter Whiskey, Tuaca Toffee, and Cold Drip Coffee.
Featured Food
Vegan, vegetarian and no-gluten-ingredient options are available.
Margherita Pizza
Mozzarella cheese, Napoli Sauce, Fresh Basil.
The go-to Classic!Hawaiian Pizza
Ham, Pineapple, Mozzarella Cheese, Napoli Sauce.
'Pineapple on pizza?!'Plant-Based Pizza
Impossible™ Beef, Dried Tomato, Vegan Mozzarella, Onion, BBQ Sauce, Jalapenos, Napoli Sauce.
Spicy Chicken Ranch
Grilled Chicken Breast, Semi-dried Tomato, Mozzarella, Napoli Sauce, Spanish Onion, Ranch, Jalapenos.
Chicken Tacos
Grilled Chicken Breast Smashed Avocado, Oak Lettuce, Pico De Gallo, Lime and Chilli Dressing.
Cauliflower Tacos
Crispy Cauliflower, Smashed Avocado, Oak Lettuce, Pico De Gallo, Lime and Chilli Dressing.
Chicken Bites
Crunchy Chicken Pieces, Dill Ranch, Choice of Sauce: Honey Soy or Hot Sauce.
Potato Wedges
Salted Potato Wedges served with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce.
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